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These jokes are punny
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These jokes are punny
Post by Malakai10 »
I decided to create this as a post where people write (or copy) jokes as everyone needs a laugh sometimes. I'll start:
What do you call a horse that is seen after dark?
A nightmare!
What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch?
Fission chips!
What do you call a horse that is seen after dark?
A nightmare!
What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch?
Fission chips!
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Re: These jokes are punny
Post by crazy horse! »
This guy was hanging from a cliff and he looked to the sky and said "If there is anybody up there give me faith." And he heard a voice from the sky and it said, " If you have faith let go."
The man looked down and then looked back up and said "Is there anybody else up there???"
The man looked down and then looked back up and said "Is there anybody else up there???"
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Re: These jokes are punny
Post by Lekara »
Let me tell you a joke about paper!
Nevermind - it's tear-able
Nevermind - it's tear-able
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Post by Tom »
One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, "How are you today?." I responded, "I'm feeling a little hoarse."
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Re: These jokes are punny
Post by larissar »
What did the horse say when he fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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Re: These jokes are punny
Post by MichelleRoddy3110 »
what did the fish say when he hit the wall
"da*n"
and
what did the blanket say when it hit the floor
"sheet"
lol this really is a good thread
"da*n"
and
what did the blanket say when it hit the floor
"sheet"
lol this really is a good thread
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Re: These jokes are punny
Post by Malakai10 »
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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