These jokes are punny

[Malakai10]

I decided to create this as a post where people write (or copy) jokes as everyone needs a laugh sometimes. I'll start:

What do you call a horse that is seen after dark?

A nightmare!

What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch?

Fission chips!

[crazy horse!]

This guy was hanging from a cliff and he looked to the sky and said "If there is anybody up there give me faith." And he heard a voice from the sky and it said, " If you have faith let go."
The man looked down and then looked back up and said "Is there anybody else up there???"

[Tom]

Don't be a neigh-sayer, this is a good thread.

[Lekara]

Let me tell you a joke about paper!

Nevermind - it's tear-able

[Malakai10]

Brilliant! Brilliant! These are brilliant.

[Tom]

One day, while I was petting a Shetland Pony at the zoo, a friend of mine asked, "How are you today?." I responded, "I'm feeling a little hoarse."

[larissar]

What did the horse say when he fell?

"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

[MichelleRoddy3110]

what did the fish say when he hit the wall
"da*n"
and
what did the blanket say when it hit the floor
"sheet"

lol this really is a good thread

[Malakai10]

I can't breathe!

[Malakai10]

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.