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Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Frost »
Dadadum
Oh just an absurd racing horse project I’ve decided to destroy my sanity with.
Ever look at a good horse and think
“Good? Never! Always be better!”
No? Maybe you’re a smart person then.
Me though? I’m questionable.
So what do I consider an Impossible Pony?
Bay -Uhm because its purty and my favorite and also you try getting rid of cream and silver okay its just impossible!
Chrome -Yaaas please. No Pinto we just want them white socks and bold blazes please.
66 Speed -I mean why not right? Only the bestest for meeee (shhhhh we’re ignoring that 67 exists just imagine 66 is special(like this pony))
Racecar Speed Comment -Gonna go vroom vroom give me the horse power.
Green Stamina -I mean this seems simple but I think I have the only racecar comment with green stam in game and uh theres just one -cries in despair-
67k HGP -I mean is it necessary? No. But neither is this horse so I must have it!
Oh but lets not forget this little gem of frustration should run 1:57s times.
Because he should.
Because I say so.
Because and I can not stress this enough. Why.... not?
Who needs simplicity? I’ve got ADHD!
Lets do thiiis.
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scribbles in Sooty Dapple
FIPP
What is the Frost’s Impossible Pony Project you ask? Oh just an absurd racing horse project I’ve decided to destroy my sanity with.
Ever look at a good horse and think
“Good? Never! Always be better!”
No? Maybe you’re a smart person then.
Me though? I’m questionable.
So what do I consider an Impossible Pony?
Bay -Uhm because its purty and my favorite and also you try getting rid of cream and silver okay its just impossible!
Chrome -Yaaas please. No Pinto we just want them white socks and bold blazes please.
66 Speed -I mean why not right? Only the bestest for meeee (shhhhh we’re ignoring that 67 exists just imagine 66 is special(like this pony))
Racecar Speed Comment -Gonna go vroom vroom give me the horse power.
Green Stamina -I mean this seems simple but I think I have the only racecar comment with green stam in game and uh theres just one -cries in despair-
67k HGP -I mean is it necessary? No. But neither is this horse so I must have it!
Oh but lets not forget this little gem of frustration should run 1:57s times.
Because he should.
Because I say so.
Because and I can not stress this enough. Why.... not?
Who needs simplicity? I’ve got ADHD!
Lets do thiiis.
-edit-
scribbles in Sooty Dapple
Last edited by Frost on Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Frost »
Step 1: Set a realistic first goal.
Breed thy Bay!
What is this nonsense?
Step 1: Breed a Bay Racecar comment!
Ah yes. Much worse better.
Breed thy Bay!
What is this nonsense?
Step 1: Breed a Bay Racecar comment!
Ah yes. Much worse better.
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by KingstonDressage »
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
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Post by Redriver_Ranch »
Oh ima be watchin this!! comedy central!
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Frost »
Frost wrote:Step 1: Set a realistic first goal.
Breed thy Bay!
What is this nonsense?
Step 1: Breed a Bay Racecar comment!
Ah yes. Much worse better.
Bada Boom!
FF Born Frozen
Step 2: Keepin It Simple.
Add a face marking
I can do better than some little star!
Step 2 and 3/4th: Bay, Racecar Comment, Blazed Face, 3 Socks.
Now we’re on track! Doomed.
Last edited by Frost on Sun Oct 24, 2021 8:57 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Tenacious Equine »
oh god
Karabair breeder! High quality, no reds, face markings, LP, dun, champagne and cream.
Champion Quality Pseudo Marking KBs Coming Soon!
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Thundering Horses 2 »
*Smacks head*Frost wrote:Frost wrote:Step 1: Set a realistic first goal.
Breed thy Bay!
What is this nonsense?
Step 1: Breed a Bay Racecar comment!
Ah yes. Much worse better.
Bada Boom!
FF Born Frozen
Step 2: Keepin It Simple.
Add a face marking
I can do better than some little star!
Step 2 and 3/4th: Bay, Racecar Comment, Blazed Face, 3 Socks.
Now we’re on track! Doomed.
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Re: Frosts Impossible Pony Project
Post by Frost »
hello ... its me
Behold!
FF Unexpected Success
I can hear it now
“Frost...” you say “Why have you linked us to an untrained stallion who meets not a one maybe a half of one whole FIPP goal?”
Well I say to yoou.
I love him
He is wonderful and I may decide to never train him but he has been a spectacular sire in this project and he demands appreciation.
What’s so special about this permanently awkward phase of an adult pony? I’ll tell ya
First offing he’s bay. Its special to me!
2ndlys he got that secretariat comment. Is he the next secretariat? No hahaha, not particularly.
Third-eth He does happen to carry the gene for face markings. While he doesn’t pass it often he does pass it enough.
And Finally Fourst- He has managed to sire over 30 very high quality mares and a handful of acceptable colts in just 5 years. What an accomplished lil Stud.
I shall call him squishy
oh and
He’s got two white feets. Its not three but eh. We’ll forgive him.
Behold!
FF Unexpected Success
I can hear it now
“Frost...” you say “Why have you linked us to an untrained stallion who meets not a one maybe a half of one whole FIPP goal?”
Well I say to yoou.
I love him
He is wonderful and I may decide to never train him but he has been a spectacular sire in this project and he demands appreciation.
What’s so special about this permanently awkward phase of an adult pony? I’ll tell ya
First offing he’s bay. Its special to me!
2ndlys he got that secretariat comment. Is he the next secretariat? No hahaha, not particularly.
Third-eth He does happen to carry the gene for face markings. While he doesn’t pass it often he does pass it enough.
And Finally Fourst- He has managed to sire over 30 very high quality mares and a handful of acceptable colts in just 5 years. What an accomplished lil Stud.
I shall call him squishy
oh and
He’s got two white feets. Its not three but eh. We’ll forgive him.
Last edited by Frost on Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Sawd10 »
Beautiful-eth.
A wise man once said nothing at all.
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